“Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South ”   is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “How far would you go for a really, really good taco?” --The voice inside your head As they say, history repeats itself. On a Friday, the day it always happens, Sumguyen was laid off from yet another menial gig. He excitedly called Bimisi with the news that he was once again amongst the ranks of the unemployed. Several times in the past this bounty of good fortune was cause for a road trip financed by the great American scam of “unemployment benefits”...this time would be no different. At 7:00 AM the next...

“Come Swing with Us!”   is the second of five books that make up Season One. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are. "It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is." The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season One Box Set include:...

“Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle”   is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “You can keep the change.” --Sumguyen, to cashier Sumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before. They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of...

Peter Pitched a Tent”   is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana.” --Olivia Williams Bimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population. In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or...

“Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?”   is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe.” --Bimisi, to Theodor Seuss Geisl It is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the...