“Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle” is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two.
“You can keep the change.”
--Sumguyen, to cashier
Sumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.
They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand.
Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.
The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick’s mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.
The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set include:
- Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse
- Brenda's Beave Plays a Round
- Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle
- Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South
- Peter Pitched a Tent
Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary™...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.