Reach Around Books

Paradise Cay Publishing is the exclusive wholesale distributor for Reach Around Books, creators of some of the finest adult humor books around. With titles like "Brendas Beaver Needs a Barber" and "Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth", these faux-childrens' books make a great gift for some of your crassest, and closest friends. If you're looking to buy any Reach Around Books wholesale, look no further. 

We offer the complete collection: Suzy Likes to Look at Balls, Come Swing with Us!, Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand, Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber, Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!, Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South, JiggleWiggleTicklePickle, Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?, Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round, Peter Pitched a Tent and upcoming future releases in the series. 

Whifty Shades of Haze
RAR011
$14.69  
Hardcover, Mike Carter, 54 pages, ISBN: 9781946178145
Delightfully edgy, sinfully cheeky...Innocent fun for readers of all ages! “We can all laugh, because we can all relate.” --Bimisi Tayanita Mike Carter, an accomplished Playwright and Film producer, hit it out of the park with his debut children's book. This is a MUST HAVE for any respectable...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, Bimisi Tayanita , ISBN: 9781946178091
“Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle”   is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “You can keep the change.” --Sumguyen, to cashier Sumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, Bimisi Tayanita , ISBN: 9781946178107
“Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South ”   is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “How far would you go for a really, really good taco?” --The voice inside your head As they say, history repeats itself. On a Friday, the day it always happens, Sumguyen...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, Bimisi Tayanita , ISBN: 9781946178077
“Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?”   is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breathe.” --Bimisi, to Theodor Seuss...
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Peter Pitched a Tent
RAR010
$14.69  
Hardcover, Bimisi Tayanita , ISBN: 9781946178114
Peter Pitched a Tent”   is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. “Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana.” --Olivia Williams Bimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, Bimisi Tayanita , ISBN: 9781946178084
Sports like football, basketball, hockey and women’s beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, 32 pages, ISBN: 9781946178039
“Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth”   is the fourth of five books that make up Season One. Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun dipped...
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Come Swing With Us!
RAR004
$14.69  
Hardcover, 32 pages, ISBN: 9781946178015
“Come Swing with Us!”   is the second of five books that make up Season One. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, 32 pages, ISBN: 9781946178008
“Suzy Likes to Look at Balls”   is the first of five books that make up Season One. "Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours...This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, 32 pages, ISBN: 9781946178022
“Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand”   is the third of five books that make up Season One. Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don’t bother with books...
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$14.69  
Hardcover, 32 pages, ISBN: 9781946178046
“Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber”   is the fifth of five books that make up Season One. Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs. It was a sultry August night in...
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