We have secured access to a very large ranch in an undisclosed location in the Pacific Northwest. The ranch is an old cattle ranch established in the early 1800's. Our team walks over 100 miles of fence in the spring when the Sasquatch are most active during their migration. The technicians who collect the fur wear hazmat suits to make sure that the hair is not cross contaminated with human DNA. This is how we can guarantee that our Bigfoot hair is 99.973% pure. We have the technicians who insert the hair into the vials wear protective clothing, and the work is done in a "clean room" so as to prevent cross contaminations during production.
We have recently started collecting the white fur of the Yeti, these samples are collected from a different undisclosed international location, so secret that I am not even allowed to disclose the country. We plan to bring the Yeti hair to market, but because the albino Yeti is so rare, we will have to charge a premium for these highly sought after samples.
For entertainment purposes only, of course.
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